Ding Dong!
The Rev. Jerry Falwell is dead at age 73.
He was found unconscious in his office this morning with his pants down surfing gay porn on the internet. Okay, I made that last bit up… or did I?
The Rev. Jerry Falwell is dead at age 73.
He was found unconscious in his office this morning with his pants down surfing gay porn on the internet. Okay, I made that last bit up… or did I?
May 15th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Whoopee! I’m gonna start saving up jugs of urine to pour on that hate-mongering shitbag’s grave.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I’ve been seeing this a lot today “You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead…”
Oh yeah? Well, FUCK THAT! You reap what you sow. Ole Jer-Bear didn’t seem to have any issues speaking ill of the dead… or anyone else he chose to target with his hate-mongering. So fuck him.
The world is a better place today now that he’s gone and I am SO not ashamed to admit that I did a little happy dance. Okay, a big happy dance.
If there is a hell, he’s going to rot in it, if Lucifer will even let him in, perhaps there’s a 10th circle of hell reserved just for his ilk. If there is no hell, as I suspect there isn’t, he’s still going to rot in the ground. So start putrifying, you homophobic bigoted self rightous fat fuck.
Ah, that felt good.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Here are some of his touching words to remember him by…
“I know a few of you here today don’t like Jews. And I know why. He can make more money accidentally than you can on purpose.”
“There are almost as many alcoholics as there are negroes.”
“AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexualsâ€
“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”
“(re: 9/11 attacks) “…throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad…I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America…I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen.”â€
“Textbooks are Soviet propagandaâ€
“There’s been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.â€
And my personal favorite:
“[Homosexuals are] brute beasts…part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”
May 15th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Can a piece of shit really die? I mean, because it was never really alive in the first place…
May 15th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Mikey! Welcome back my friend. I’m still mad at you though for leaving without a word. Okay, not really… I’m just glad you’re back. Smooch!
May 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Ding, dong, the witch is dead !
May 16th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 17th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Falwell is dead - I raise my Martini in celebration of his death. WHAT? - don’t speak ill of the dead!!! yeah right, say nice things about Adolph Hitler if that’s your perogative.
clink, sip, yum!
May 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am
i’m with you on that MJ. when someone like him dies, i actually hope the hell they preach really exists and they get to see it first hand. and omg i hadn’t heard half of those quotes. what an ugly ugly ugly person.